Certified Silly Goose ID - Because Being Normal is Overrated
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Think you're special? Prove it with the Certified Silly Goose ID. This isn't your grandma's ID card; it's a badge of honor for those brave enough to embrace their inner ridiculousness. It's time to upgrade from mere mortal to legendary goose.
🎉 Features:
Exclusive Silliness: Your name, a photo where you actually look happy, and a Silly Goose number that's as unique as your ability to not take life seriously.
Indestructible (Almost): Crafted from the finest PVC plastic known to geese. It’s pretty much apocalypse-proof, but don't quote us on that.
Ridiculous Rights: This ID grants you absurd privileges like being able to honk inappropriately, demand bread from strangers, and claim dominion over all public ponds.Â
Just for Laughs:Â It's a novelty ID, and it's a hell of a lot cooler than your GoVeRnMeNt IsSuEd ones.
